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This is where beef comes from. We keep dairy cows in tiny cages the size of their bodies for the entire duration of their lives, artificially inseminating them so that they lactate and produce those mm-mm milk shakes that you suck on. (Did you know, they contain pus and blood and hormones? Sure you do! Ha! Ha! That's why you grow hair in funny places!)

And, we sell the male calves as veal, and we've heard raaave reviews about them young un's! After they've run out of milk to give, we prod those weak female cows to this special machine, where we lock their heads in a metal container, and then certified people cut their throats, and rip out their larynxes! We bet that hurt, but hey! Beef Tastes Good dunnit? So Quit Your whining, Har! Har! Har!